TEN INTERESTING THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007
 

> #10 Life is sexually transmitted.
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> #9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
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> #8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
> erection, make him a sandwich.
>
> #7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person
> to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
>
> #6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but
> you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

> #5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
> hospital dying of nothing.
>
> #4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
> attention to criticism.
>
> #3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a
> substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???
>
> #2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the
> world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
>
> AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow
> with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of
> cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of
> Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put
> the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.