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sandals
A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They
> > > were touring around the marketplace looking at the
> >Goods and such when they passed this small sandal
> >Shop.
> > >
> > > From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a
> > > Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come
> >Into my humble shop!"
> > >
> > > So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said
> > > to them, "I have some special sandals I think you
> >Would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex." The
> >Wife was really interested in buying the sandals after
> >What the man claimed, but her husband felt he really
> > > didn't need them, being the sex god he was.
> > >
> > > The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make
> > > you into a Sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just
> >Try dem on, Mon."
> > >
> > > The husband, after some badgering from his wife,
> > > finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he
> >Slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in
> >His eyes . Something his wife hadn't seen in many
> > > years!
> > >
> > > In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the
> > > Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked
> >Down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed
> >A firm Hold of the Jamaican's hips.
> > >
> > > The Jamaican then began screaming,
> > >
> > > "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET! YOU GOT DEM ON DE
> > > WRONG FEET!"
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